Any word which has had ‘tard’ suffixed to it
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What about mus, you bas?
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There is an ‘onboard manager’ ( they check tickets and make announcements 
) on my commute who by the end of every sentence sounds like Mickey Mouse 
FFS, fair enough
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Meh,
Whatever
Rebuttals that need stamping on along with the mouths they spill from.
“Man Up” - I hear this asinine supposed motivator and immediately want to put on a dress.
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Asterisks in the middle of swear words. If you are going to fucking swear, swear you cunts! 
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B*llocks!
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‘Should’ This word is full of shame and shit it is not borne in reality. Annoyingly I do this to myself.
Title amended - I stand corrected.
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“of” when they mean “have”.
Would’ve = would have NOT would of.
Likewise, it’s bored with NOT bored of.
Of - off
there - their - they’re
Were - we’re
two - too - to.
Typing without punctuation and/or capitals…
Ohhhh, what’s the point ? The English language is going to Hell in a hand cart.
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‘Chillaxin’ - Move directly to conniption do not pass go
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I’d add the condescending term “wifelet” sounds like a small thing they might hand out at the end of a meal, like “moist towelette”
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Sorted that
Different from, not different to or different than. The word comes from two Latin words which mean ‘carry away’. Away. As in ‘away from’.
VB
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Forget a strap line, why don’t we just rename the forum Everything You Hate and More? 
Or, Alternative Gammon
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Terrible idea. I hate it. 
I prefer the impersonal cleansing of total forum deletion to defuse the hatred.
Alternative Gammon has a nice ring to it though.
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Angry liberal Tofu steak
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It’s not my fault it’s Latin. But it is (Latin, not my fault). We are where we are.
VB
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