I like to chillax at least once a day!
Why is everything lit these days though? Doing my fucking head in.
A gentle reminder that a hairy growler is a 19th century affectation.
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And not as bad as the utterly dire “totes amazeballs”
He says ‘happy days’ more, which makes me want to beat him soundly around the head and body.
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Just so and an excellent one.
There is no need to prefix growler with hairy. Growler alone designates that quite satisfactorily.
19th C or not, there were still plenty around in the 1970’s…
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Can i get
Amazeballs
Touch base
Reach out
Anythink
Egscape
Get to fuck you fucking imbeciles.
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Get to fuck . Hijacking Weejie patter wank
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i was pleased to be told to Get out tae bollocks by a Weejie. Good enough for me to remember it. 
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Feck off
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“Living the dream” Ten years ago this got a pass but now it is a tired glib remark often used by those with the inner depth of a puddle.
“Solution focused” The rest of us are of course fucking about avoiding solutions.
Update / Upgrade - Rarely is a promise so often broken. In 9 cases out of 10 this causes shouting, often at the computer
Lifting of Veils
YOLO
Weejie and/or Glesgie - the correct term is Glesga.
You will get free beer in a Glesga pub for using the correct term - if the other two are uttered in said pub you will be chibbed.
I hear this about a dozen or more times a day at work. 
Whereas in an Edinburgh pub, weejie would probably be terminology of choice. 
I wouldn’t use any of them, as I have no idea what any of them mean, and before you used them on this forum I had never heard of any of them.
Indeed - we just call anyone from Edinburgh cunts. 
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