I used to. ‘Cossack’ was my go to product.
I used to use it in my Gary glitter phase
You might want to make it clear what you used it for during your Gary Glitter phase.
Gel and mousse for everyday. But on speshal occasions and gigs, there was spray.
A conflagration was only a pyrotechnic away
I can’t imagine surviving the 80s without the stuff
Maybe just steer well clear of any mention of him?

used to use it in my Gary glitter phase
I miss read that as “I used to use it on my Gary Giltter” and wondered at some new perversion I had never heard of.
Every single one of them would not look out of place at a HIFI show.
I didn’t know Mick Jagger was a contestant on Bullseye. Bet he won the speedboat.
I mean no offence… but this has more than a passing resemblance to our very own @Stepmotheratomicbomb
No 1 ‘Sue’ looks like he’s fretting over a cable purchase.
Sue has realized Micks system is out of phase at Mick’s bakeoff
meanwhile man lacking balding acceptance is not smiling at the incredible separation of the system, he has stolen the Mick’s wife’s panties.
Man raised by wolves is also happy, he doesn’t have a clue why, it’s great to be alive!
The joy stops here, there is an impedance issue with the crossover, he knows it but he wont tell Mick until the Pork has been done right in.
Doofus is onto something and it’s big, he knows that asking the universe will deliver his hearts delight and that will happen when he gets to play Yello on Micks 9 way horns.
El Capitan once auditioned for the part of Bergerac with his nob out - He didn’t get the part, bitterness is his bedfellow and right now he’s pissed off. Where the fuck are the grounding boxes? - Cuntz.
Mick knows two things and he has forgotten them both.
Mrs merton
Lorraine Kelly’s growler
Sutcliffe
Mike yarwood
This one is a doppelganger for the head teacher at my primary school.
I suspect he has to shave his lips.
They look like a lineup of fucking serial killers…
I got out of broadmoor on a technicality.
Some are not so lucky
Gert Jonnys