Argh thanks Jim
Sounds like I will be eating like those Gordon Ramsey @ Jamie Oliver programs I sometimes watch on TV
I just eat microwave food llike a roast dinner in a box unless I splash the cash and go more upmarket and go to my local Witherspoons as a treat
Fine audio and food 
No worries. Prepare to redefine your notions of a treat… 
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has clotho sneaked in again?
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Living the dream.
According to quantum supposition we all love dinner a la mickro Wavee,
I didn’t realise they were using quantums to sell up-the-bum medications nowadays. O tempora, o mores … 
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Being a lazy cunt, ‘Chicken Ding’ in its countless manifestations is well known to me. It provides cavity fill as per.
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Getting more of an Ian Sampson ring to it here…
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You’ve been to Lopwell and seen the car park trading, it’s a bit like the quantum realm but with more swearing and hernias.
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Does it need ‘Warming’?
More likely cooling. In plenty of water - above the dam might be safer than below it.
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Should help get the pizza oven up to temp, just line the outside with tin foil, it’ll be fine 
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There will be much meat and @Stepmotheratomicbomb and others are fabulous cooks, and you haven’t lived unless you’ve cured your hangover with a single setting of @Mickyricky ’s breakfast special 
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Any room for a tent wanker?
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I’m sure
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That’s reminded me; my friend Richard who attended his AA Baptism of Fire at Settle last year is also asking the same question; any room for another Tent Wanker? 
Scout master and camping guru @thebiglebowski will be along with expert tent tips for your delectation and delight.
Topics of interest include -
- 'What cunt is playing Prog, fuck it’s 3am!
- How to stop vampiric insects in ten deadly farts
- Brownies - and how to out fox them
- Convince your back to sleep on an angle avec tree roots
- Fire - all things must burn
- How to slow cook yourself around a fire that can be seen from space (Rubs & how to rub it)
- How to nap during an axe throwing competition.
- Paddle boarder spear fishing (excellent section on lures here)
- Crying in your car at 5am smelling of bomb-fire & Ouzo.
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How big is the ‘camping’ area?
Thought it was small tbh.
Although if @thebiglebowski isn’t camping there is probably enough room for three
It’s a one-tent gig if I remember correctly.
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