The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 1)

Yes. I took this in August, 3 of the mutant llamas walked past my table in the pub on their way outside.

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Siri, show me ‘regenerative therapies of dubious provenance’.

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He is ceiling cat.

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Check out no 1 on this list if you want a whole heap of privacy stuff then.

He really looks iffy, doesn’t he?!

He’ll look the same when he’s 160, so he’s counting his blessings.

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Are they that far ahead with that stuff now then? Someone else said this to me recently, but I have no idea where they are with it. It’s obviously a priority research area though, because rich people…

Cockpunch to ear infections and referred pain.

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yea, spend a fuck load of money letting the bastards inside your home and/or having the ability to remotely watch some masked villains turf your gaff over. Never understood the need for this, it’s the UK equivalent of the “gun in the home” argument prevalent in the States.

It’s 8 AM on December 4th.

Now is not an appropriate time to be playing “I wish it could be Christmas every day” on a boom box.

Indeed it is so inappropriate that I’m sorely tempted to punch you in the cock.

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then Elton John, now Wham.

Deep, abiding joy.

Now he’s singing along to “Do they know it’s Christmas?”

I don’t think he’s fully appreciated the danger he’s in.

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It’s December, therefore Christmas songs are not only acceptable, they should be encouraged.

An attitude like that is likely to get your house crossed off Santa’s list, you know.

I’ll concede that 8am is not a good time to start loud pop. But it’s Dec 4th. We’ve been in Advent since Sunday. Give him this in return

VB

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I’m listening to Black Sabbath instead.

I like Christmas well enough but it starts around the 23rd.

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Noddy Holder should have his bollocks attached to electricity. Every time a radio screams “it’s crrrriisssstmasss” he should be administered an extremely large shock.

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If they can have an exclusion zone for a pink bike, they can lock down the whole city for that.

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Exactly, there’s no way she went into labour before that!

office along the corridor is playing xmas carols a little louder than I would like.

I asked them to moderate the volume, and they suggested I was harassing by constraining their personal choices, and that it was an abuse of power since I was the boss.

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