I’m not any good at what I get paid to do, so no.
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My workplace has been disinfected, cleaners at work as if my life depended on it. sanitiser dispensers appearing like magic (none at 60% alcohol) and advice poster in numbers sufficient to deforest Wales.
One slight flaw, the whole site depends on keypad entry systems, I think I may have spotted a flaw in their strategy!
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Do you know anyone who’s good with wood ? There’s a killing to be made selling push sticks - perhaps in the shape of miniature peg-legs with an attachment to fit your finger.
EDIT: Or just show up with your own snooker cue.
VB
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Exeter boss needs another one for still not getting it… WAC.
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I’ll bet their Twatter and FB pages will be a feckin’ mess for ages after this. Bastards.
Doesn’t look like this twat will be overly bothered… And giving away tickets to a lesser game makes it even bloody worse.
After all the fuss made by the Exeter chairman over Saracens and the salary cap, he is coming across as a proper cunt.
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We now have a flow chart at work for determining if a business trip should take place in light of Covid 19.
They missed the first box off…
Are you a thick cunt, yes… Follow the flow chart.
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I notice they are not taking on FIFA about the prize money paid. If they did, and won, the ramifications for all international sport would be huge.
If they win on the salary claim for international matches I suspect other countries would end up following suit, regardless of the relative success of their women’s team Vs their men’s team. Again, that would rattle down through other sports.
I hope they win.
The trend of super easy auto renewal of insurances coupled with generally unclear information about what to do about cancelling them can have a gonad buster from me.
I have just had a conversation with van insurance man and cancelled a policy also moaned about the lack of clarity in cancelling compared with the super clarity of continuation. He said I would only receive a verification email of my cancellation on the day (nearly a month away) that the policy ends. I said that I wanted verification by email earlier than the day that they would be taking a renewal payment so that I have proof that they know that I do not want to renew. He said they they keep telephone records so there is proof that I cancelled so why would I need any more? I badgered him until he agreed to send me a email verification in the next two minutes - I am being unreasonable?
Thinking about it I should have asked him for the transcript of the conversation.
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You are not being unreasonable. They may have proof. But the point about proof is that it’s to protect both parties. You’ll only need it if they are incompetent or fraudulent and those are precisely the circumstances when they might not, after the event, provide it.
I suppose you could instruct your payment people (bank, credit card, whoever) not to release any further payments. But since you entered into an agreement with the insurers permitting them to take payment you’re entitled to confirmation that that has ceased and they won’t.
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BT can have their customary gonad-battering - our landline has had major issues for all the time we’ve been here, which means we also have no internet access a lot of the time. That was one of the many contributory factors for my business failing, but more concerningly it’s preventing Sam from working-from-home. The useless imcompetent cunts due out again, and should have been here long since, but naturally no sign - and when they do, all they’ll do is bodge it for umpteenth time… Utter UTTER cunts 
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I’m assuming that you have a Business account. Surely demands for compensation due to (potential) lost revenue etc is an option ?
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Useless wasters. There’s a complaints and compensation procedure of course. But that’s not what you want. You want their stuff to work.
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There’s no point to any of the “enhanced” packages when it all arrives via a piece of damp string, and it’s the damp string that has the issues.
2nd cockpunch of the day to migraine. Not had one in a good while. Going back to bed in a mo.
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Western Power Distribution, we are supposed to be building a small extension, but the electric supply runs through where we need to build. We are not allowed to build over it so asked WDP to quote moving it. It involves moving 3 metres of cable over about 800mm, with us doing all the excavation and making good. The cost? Six fuckng grand plus vat 
Consequently the clients (both nurses) can’t afford it so we’ve lost the job. CUNTS.
Chan 4 news managed to get head of NHS providers on essentially saying don’t panic, followed by a head medic panicking like fuck, followed by Hunt also stating some home truths about the NHS he helped run into the ground.
Four thousand critical care beds can be doubled, but no extra staff to run them. The optimistic figure is a five percent infection rate and five percent of that requiring critical care. So at best we have over 150000 people requiring those beds.
There’s a cock punch in there somewhere.
In the meantime my wife’s Danish company has implemented work from home. The civil service implemented a flow chart…
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You can come and extend my garage John - I can offer you a bed and feed you on week days with a bit of pocket money thrown in for when you go home at the weekend 
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You’re all heart Jim 
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