Christ, what a binfire!
Would be curious to see how those vile cunts will respond in their dotage when theyāre no longer able to driveā¦
I have the pleasure of hearing this at work sometimes.
A day of fuck ups.
Rotas have been slightly amended. Print copies havenāt. No way of knowing this as signing on system is fucked. Didnāt find out until colleague gave me my correct card eight fucking minutes after sign on time.
Ramp on one of our Milkfloats is fucked. Has been for ages. Rather than take the time to diagnose the recurring faults, tins get kicked down the road as always.
I know exactly what it is. The suspension sits too high on the nearside. The extra effort causes the ramp to partially deploy as sensors say no.
I did tell them this a couple of years back and this worked.
I choose not tell them again because I am fed up with being treated like some sort of cunt. No goodwill. It has been beaten out of me!
I may have given this sort of feedback with a raised voice and a few fucks and cunts for good measure.
Now the cab door lock is fucked. Canāt get in! So sitting here waiting for the cavalry. More lost mileage. More fines for operator.
No fucks given.
CP to all the cunts.
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Yesterday I was waiting to take the 3 down from Crystal Palace.
A bus rolled up that had every appearance of the 3, but said it was a 68.
I stepped on to ask whether he was actually the 3 but before I could open my mouth saw that the driver had stuck a whacking great sign above the Oyster reader that said ā3 NOT 68ā so I kept my mouth shut.
After that and all the way down the hill Every. Single. Stupid. Bastard. that got on said āIs this the 3? Because it says 68ā despite standing 3 inches away from a sign that said ā3 NOT 68ā.
If I was the driver I would have just started just punching them after about the fifth one.
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My favourite question- on a straight road with at least three routes goingthe same way āDoes this bus go to the next stop?ā
People amaze me.
Actually, just remembered this. About 20 years ago, someone got arrested on the bus. Van in front; car behind; surrounded by officers.
His mate asked if I could refund his mates fare- because heād just been arrested!
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[sigh]
Musk said the idea was suggested by the Trump administrationās AI and cryptocurrency czar, David Sacks.
So now every fucking right wing nut-job will have a āsourceā for their misinformation.
A reference site generated by a computer program that calls itself MechaHitler 
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And in sails our local prepubescent knob in charge.
Aw, I so wanted that to be a real site. Clicked the link twice in hope.
Haha, I donāt even know, (I donāt want to click in case there was amending horrific there )
I was just going to watch the click counter
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Yepā¦ I haz the dissappointzā¦
Same shit different morning. Every journey matters, innit.
Getting twitcy with the untimely response to the assault thing.
Will email TfL Commercial Director and copy in my Local MP to ask what the guidelines are re: assaults on staff and my reasons why! fuck it. Why play nicely?
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Itās time for you to see your GP!
And donāt forget to contact the Director of Buses (pm me for name and email address)
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or for a more local take on the sentiment
Sadly I could be described as many things, but āNorthernerā is not one of them.
I also like the chip fork pin 
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Cockpunch to Curryās for wanting MFA in case some BASTARD goes and buys a leaf blower for me.
Cockpunch to me for caving in and buying a midget leaf blower. My excuse is that itās difficult / impossible to sweep under the big concrete planters.
IT departments who buy rubbish, having just received a laptop that appears not to do USB C video output or any sort of proper docking.
Hopefully jail for the odious cunt but I doubt it. Slap the twat with compensation, fines and costs to bankrupt him
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I donāt know anything about him, however he sounds like a horrible little man.