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Hence why I love my 24 y.o. Land Cruiser. When the RR cunts come flying round a bend and see me they slam on their brakes cos they know I don’t give a shit what happens to my beast. Plus hit my LC and I’ll turn your RR into a Jimny

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Obvious piece of meme history is obvious.

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The mistake they’re making is that they’re in a moving vehicle with laws-of-physics limitations on available power, load-bearing capacity etc. You, however, are stationary on the earth and have access to more than 20kWe (perhaps much more, given a bit of creative storage).

If they honk you then you should honk them back

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Now this idea has potential, domestic-acceptability issues notwithstanding…

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Only the one?

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Any one who uses the phrase ‘Learn me’ in a thread title
Illiterate wankers!
Maybe they could ask someone to ‘borrow them’ a basic grammar guide :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Don’t use colloquialisms in front of @Kevin. Even deliberate, knowing ones. Like this one.

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@Kevin the AA’s very own Forum Community Support Officer.

Keep up the good work! :roll_eyes:

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Anyone who writes anyone as any one

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Maybe you shouldn’t be so easily baited :joy:

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Every time I look at the page it jumps out at me!
I am proof reading operating manuals at work at the moment and i think it has all become a bit much :sleepy:

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It’s all the master baiters on here

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Parcel fuckin Farce.

So, how the fuck does this work then ? This morning I ordered and paid for ParcelForce 24, printed out labels for ParcelForce 24 and took the parcel to a ParcelForce drop-off point.

I’m just looking at the tracking info and it’s being delivered by Evri (Hermes tossers) on the fucking 12th !

Scamming dishonest cunts !

… and breathe

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Ooof - “Hermes - SO Bad We Had To Change Our Name” - anything rather than improve their service!

Must admit, Parcelfarce is also on my ‘don’t use’ list.

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Jailed for more than hankey pankey.

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“The darts player, nicknamed The Count”

Obvious o-superfluity is obvious

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And if it hasn’t been caught on camera he wouldn’t even have been charged.

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These people. Had to be rescued, as they were really quite dumb. One couple and there dog did escape a few minutes before, but had to wade up to their chests.

Them that were rescued then say and had their picnic and thought it was all a bit of a laugh.

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Fuck em off to Rwanda

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