It’s a bizarre modern phenomenon. When I was a kid you would have been beaten up for arriving at school in your mum’s car.
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bollocks, they all wanted a spin round the block in the Lambo.
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I think we went to very different schools! 
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I like that you are trying to convince us you went to school.
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Lambretta? I didn’t realise you were of mod stock.
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Lambro = Lambretta
The small detail of one letter matters
As if you could spell while on the back of a scooter. Feck off out of it with that sort of thing.
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There was a kid at my school who was occasionally dropped off in his dad’s gold Rolls Royce. Let’s just say he was not that popular.
The rest of you were dropped off in Bentleys?
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Yep. Might as well arrived in a dress with a placard saying “PLEASE BULLY ME”.
In my school you would have been called in to see Father Kelly for ‘extra English’ lessons with that kind of syntax young man. You would only make that mistake once.
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Thank fuck it now looks like a younger Chinese generation are rejecting the piss poor treatment of animals meted out by their parents.
I stopped buying any animal related products from China a long time ago, cruel fucks.
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I was the vict… er… recipient of what was laughingly called a “Comprehensive” education, which means I weren’t, were I? Innit.
I am getting lazy, too. Not good.
Says who?
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Scooter boy.
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I walked 52km to school, uphill both ways and passing a hospital for the criminally insane with rather lax security.
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Walk, pah, we could only drag ourselves on our knuckles and bloody stumps, road so steep we were upside-down .
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In which case I’ve had it wrong all these years and need to call the two things in the garage I used to call and have called by others Lambos now renamed Lambros.
I’ll tell the local scooter club that they’re idiots too, how foolish they’ll feel 
I admire your dedication.
Those bicycle seats ain’t going to sniff themselves 
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