The all-new shiny cockpunch thread

Now there’s a pair of words that you don’t often see together :slightly_smiling_face:


Should be the max of 10 years and fuck any early release.

Ah, how altruistic of her :roll_eyes:

Shakira, who has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing, said she settled “with the best interest of my kids at heart”.


Can I cockpunch an un-named politician, for being naughty, doing stupid things and generating about 100 FOI requests that I somehow need to find time to deal with!

Their mistake will cost more admin hours than they will have spent doing any actual work this year!

Can these people not just do the job they are employed to do and stop taking the piss!

Are they all similar? Sounds a bit vexatious if so.

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Yes, but sadly all from different people, so each one needs to be handled appropriately!


suspect they are from journalists :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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What would give you that idea :wink:


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Yes, the ones we get nearly always are. Often really badly written, meaning sometimes you end up giving them nothing. Or helping them out and giving what they meant to ask for.

faeces were posted through his door twice.

It’s not all bad news in the papers.


I mean, hitler didn’t paint many living rooms after 1939.

Cunts that believe this is acceptable on a service bus.

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What used to be there?

A USB Charging Port which was removed by vandals some time in September.

Has previously been repaired with tape due to the sharp edges which passengers are likely to come into contact with.

Apparently it’s OK today though…

Hardly a surprise though as I recall being asked to carry on with a bus when passengers and me were choking on exhaust fumes last year…

Like I say, cunts


Worra cunt, this needs to end in its entirety

I’m sure I read he profited from a similar thing during his time as Duke of Cornwall.

Fuck. That is grotesque.

I can’t beleive that any of it goes to the Dutchy, an anachronism that needs to end. At least if the Treasury get it there is a smell of democracy over how it is spent. How this nonsense has survived is beyond me. I suspect the Royals object to any law that would change the current arrangement.

I doubt they lower themselves to engaging in the matter at all.
Their lawyers however ,

A bit of blackmail no doubt goes a long way.

'I would drop that line of enquiry if I were you my man, you wouldn’t want anything to get in the way of the gong before retirement"

Ever wondered why so many senior civil servants get knighthoods?