Syrup tape would work ď¸
how about some breast tape
its good on moobs as well - only if youâve been waxed first thoughâŚ
gripper rods? threshold strips?
Iâm beginning to get a sense you have in inner astronaut begging to come out⌠Astra car, Astro turf, tin foil shorts itâs all adding upâŚ
The groundsmen at Lords would be jealous
A fondness for reconstituted freeze dried food as well. It all makes sense now.
Perhaps the turf will roll back Thunderbirds stylee ?
VB
Come to think of it that picture you posted up of you buying the Astra at the dealership was a giveaway
Magnificent!
Letâs hope it doesnât shrink when it rains!
I am expecting the colour to run and the âgrassâ to turn blue and the rest of the garden green.
Real grass does that, as many a young man whoâs tried to get the stains out of his clothes after rolling around on it in pursuit of the joys of spring can attest.
VB
Needs a bit more of a tidy up,some kiln dried sand and power wash the patio.
It doesnât come out well in the pics,but looks very grass like,was worried buying it online,but it saved ÂŁ200 and is as good as the ones ive seen elsewhere.
Decent job
Obvious Photoshop is obvious.
just you wait until the local cats try to dig it upâŚ
I wondered how long âthe christeningâ would take.
Other than trolling cat out the front,none come into the back garden.