The Allotment has nearly had a clean shave


#181

Syrup tape would work :slight_smile:


#182

how about some breast tape

its good on moobs as well - only if you’ve been waxed first though…


#183

Nearly there


#184

gripper rods? threshold strips?


#185

I’m beginning to get a sense you have in inner astronaut begging to come out… Astra car, Astro turf, tin foil shorts it’s all adding up…


#186

The groundsmen at Lords would be jealous


#187

A fondness for reconstituted freeze dried food as well. It all makes sense now.


#188


#189

Perhaps the turf will roll back Thunderbirds stylee ?

VB


#190

Come to think of it that picture you posted up of you buying the Astra at the dealership was a giveaway


#191

Magnificent!

Let’s hope it doesn’t shrink when it rains! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#192

I am expecting the colour to run and the “grass” to turn blue and the rest of the garden green.


#193

Real grass does that, as many a young man who’s tried to get the stains out of his clothes after rolling around on it in pursuit of the joys of spring can attest.

VB


#194

Needs a bit more of a tidy up,some kiln dried sand and power wash the patio.

It doesn’t come out well in the pics,but looks very grass like,was worried buying it online,but it saved £200 and is as good as the ones ive seen elsewhere.


#195

Decent job


#196

Obvious Photoshop is obvious.


#197

Cheers patch


#198

just you wait until the local cats try to dig it up…


#199

I wondered how long ‘the christening’ would take. :grinning:


#200

Other than trolling cat out the front,none come into the back garden.