Add some plastic flowers and a Gnome. Result. 
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Just bought a blow-up rhododendron
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I’d be tempted to add some grass, ironically.
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ttiuwp
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Is he going to shit plastic turds to match?
If only
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They should go better of that lawn with a 5 iron than they ever would off the old rough version. 
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If i use a wedge,i can hit the neighbours garden 3 doors away.
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One advantage for @stu and his nylon grass wig: No need in mow prior to tornado attack.
Suggestions that the atmospheric disturbance in the photo was due to the confluence of low atmospheric pressure, @Jim and a very large full English breakfast were not denied by a Met Office spokesperson.
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Came home this arvo to find a panel missing from my greenhouse 
The door had been left open and a large gust had popped it out (I suspect one of Jim’s farts). Having found the panel in the rear hedge, I replaced in and secured it with Gaffer tape 
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Sounds like the Oompa-Loompa who built it is due his P45…
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Too much hair 
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You’ve grown the beard in then? Looks like you’ve lost a bit of weight too.
Thought it was Jim in black and white…
can you pop round and have a go at mine?
Will sling mower in back of car today,will probably be Thursday night.
You need astroturf
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