The Allotment has nearly had a clean shave


#201

Add some plastic flowers and a Gnome. Result. :hugs:


#202

Just bought a blow-up rhododendron


#203

I’d be tempted to add some grass, ironically.


#204

ttiuwp


#205

Is he going to shit plastic turds to match?


#206

If only


#207

They should go better of that lawn with a 5 iron than they ever would off the old rough version. :+1:


#208

If i use a wedge,i can hit the neighbours garden 3 doors away.


#209

One advantage for @stu and his nylon grass wig: No need in mow prior to tornado attack.

Suggestions that the atmospheric disturbance in the photo was due to the confluence of low atmospheric pressure, @Jim and a very large full English breakfast were not denied by a Met Office spokesperson.

:wind_blowing_face: :slight_smile: :wind_blowing_face: :upside_down: :wind_blowing_face: :slight_smile: :wind_blowing_face: :upside_down: :wind_blowing_face: :slight_smile: :wind_blowing_face: :upside_down: :wind_blowing_face: :slight_smile: :wind_blowing_face: :upside_down: :wind_blowing_face: :slight_smile: :wind_blowing_face: :upside_down:


#210

Came home this arvo to find a panel missing from my greenhouse :angry:
The door had been left open and a large gust had popped it out (I suspect one of Jim’s farts). Having found the panel in the rear hedge, I replaced in and secured it with Gaffer tape :sunglasses:


#211

Sounds like the Oompa-Loompa who built it is due his P45…


#212

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#214

Too much hair :rage:


#215

#216

You’ve grown the beard in then? Looks like you’ve lost a bit of weight too.


#217

Thought it was Jim in black and white…


#218

Nice morning for cutting the grass


#219

can you pop round and have a go at mine?


#220

Will sling mower in back of car today,will probably be Thursday night.

You need astroturf