So today;
half a tree of apples picked 
Cider will be made once second half is done next week.
Chillies picked
Fatalii, Devil’s Rib, Paper Lantern, and Trinity.
Decent crop.
Narelle will make chilli jam 
Last of the carrots picked
More Rosemary, Mint, Parsley and Oregano planted
, great , we dozens and dozens of apples off one tree in past few days and distributed to folks
The windfall (and those I don’t use for cider) goes to the cows in the field next to us. They love 'em.
The village has an abundance of mature apple trees. They give me plenty to add for cider making (the product is shared).
The excess go to sale at the local market. The proceeds go to a local housing charity.
Nice Shoes
yes . i just can`t believe how many it produced . bit of a pain really becuase the wasps really loved the fallers !!
Just wow.
I came here assuming this was a thread about shaving ones cock / balls.
Imagine my surprise, etc etc
(Best not to ask WHY I came here, given said assumption)
Real men use Veet
cough cough, real men use wax - back, crack and sack anyone?
Thankfully not. As long as the Wench doesn’t get a hair in her mouth she’s fine with it 
pah - dental floss?
pretty horrible getting a loose pube stuck in your throat or worse still stuck under your dentures
Don’t you take your teeth out before diving?
*googles veet, doesn’t terribly like the sound of it *
Are there any humorous stories on the web about men using veet?
There also appear to be quite a few (like, billions) of youtube links but I don’t fancy clicking on them seeing as my kids use my ipad and I don’t want nutsack vids popping up in between Peppa Pig and Octonauts
Oh dear. I seem to have derailed what was surely a perfectly wonderful thread about allotments, and the many joys they hold.
As you were, eh ?
PS ‘thanks’ for all the PM’s with instructive videos of how you take care of your shaving isues.
Sweet pear, mandarin, and pineapple for cross-border starters?
