When you go to bed a zillion little shits go to work. Don’t stand for it
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There was a whole show in London dedicated to Sleep oriented products & therapies last weekend. I heard a feature on the radio about it. It’s become a serious industry.
There was apparently plenty of sleep based Foo & Faff on display. We should’ve gone.
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I’d quite like to try a water bed that froze to slush. Waterbeds are excellent, but a bit high risk when you have cats with sharp claws
Fugu-nap-foo will soon be hosting an online seminar.
Topics covered include:
Pastry will clog up your snooze
How to get Zen with Porn hub
Excuses - A master class in fobbing off all and sundry
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Have Fugu-nap-foo pinched this material from Running a Dealership 101? Surely there is an opportunity for enrichment through a breach of IP claim?
Napping is integral to being a scuzzy shadow bastard.
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Programme dedicated to sleep techniques and foo on C5 tonight.
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my office is conducive for a quick snooze
In between winging about how hard it is to sacrifice for the Dean.
The true sign of nap is how quick it is over.
DMT helps
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possible, but I suspect my desk might collapse
I try and wait till I wake up before having a stronzetto. I try.
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Yet again Meat men are ahead of the curve.
I like Tacos, I like nap, I like sex (I hope)
Fugu nap foo brings you:
Repel all boarders if the Brownies are about - Fugu nap foo bed canoe for right thinking outward bound sloths
Want to know what it feels like to be a beetle on it’s back? Fugu nap foo day wear will be released mid summer - perfect for sweaty naps at the opera or office or simply on the go
A little practical for most meatioids but sufficient none the less
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This.
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I have occasionally tried napping but it always makes me feel worse and generally gives me a headache.
Consequently I just brew a coffee and power through, like a real man.
Do you have a nap whilst waiting for the coffee to brew?
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I think the key is to not quite submit to full-blown sleep. I have a huge memory-foam beanbag (everyone should have one!) in the living room, so that’s my afternoon snooze spot, with a bit of quiet ambient music bubbling along in the background, so I never totally lose awareness, but aren’t awake either. That way I gradually come-to again and can still make use of the day, as opposed to spending the evening feeling like I’ve been clubbed around the head, if I fall properly asleep.
As mentioned above, proper napping cuts off prior to rem sleep. If you go into deep sleep you need to come out at the top of a cycle or you will feel more knackered than when you went in. For the purposes of napping the scale bellow is no good as it pertains to night time sleep - It does however show sleep cycles and pre REM cycle
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Napping at work, now down to 45 minutes of daydreaming perfection
I asked work to provide a couple of these as a welfare and stress relief measure for the mature gents. They are so worried to be seen to be doing the right thing when it comes to stress (other than actually employing more fucking people of course) that the daft cunts are considering it…
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