The sacred and ethereal flute is often maligned in contemporary pop muzak - Fortunately Ethnohonky types have come to embrace the deep and sexual joy of the ‘pipes,’ one of the oldest instruments known to man.
Nay sayers, ever try charming a king Cobra with your Mac Book synthesizer?
No, No, this raspy enchantment must not be broken! Bask, bask deeply in wonderment. Pull up a zink bath in your living room and soak in the vibrations. Free yourself from the shackles of aural blinkers. There is joy to be experienced - Come to know it and suckle on liberation’s toe
This is the kind of music to listen to while having a root canal filled without anaesthesia. Perfect to distract from any torment possible as nothing could be more unbearable.
In the private mind garden Bongo girl is just about to suffer the Trojan, Will she survive? Will Stronzetto find some gluey excuse to knacker the tupping?
Tune in next week to find out if a porky middle aged idiot in crisis actually got some in his own imagination.