'tis the dreaded handwritten prescription encryption.
Roughly translated it reads, 1x ground glass enema to be administered three times a day using Swarfega and sand as a lubricant.
The bloke who claimed to have written that âjokeâ got 20 years at the Pendle Witch Trials for peddling product that was clearly past itâs sell-by date by hundreds of yearsâŚ
Meh, youâre confusing me with someone who gives a tossâŚ
Another forum strapline right there
Unnecessary extra words deleted.
Anyway cuntfaceâŚhow come Itâs always me and my bruvâs jokes that are on the receiving end of your witless critiqueâŚyou must have a thing for us I reckon 
Ooooh, get you with the aggro and the sexual innuendo! 
Two Irish ladâs sat in a pub.
One is drinking normal Guinness and the other the new âalcohol free Guinnessâ.
Whatâs it like said the lad drinking the normal stuff?
"Well, itâs like going down on your Sister.
It tastes the sameâŚ
âŚbut it just isnât right!"
Not unless he was incognito down the pub tonight.
Iâll try to keep up.
You didnât happen to see someone in a Santa outfit did you?
Well he had a cape, so I suppose at counts.
Right then, this is utter shite:
The husband leans over and asks his wife, âDo you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.â
Yes, she says, âI remember it well.â
OK, he says, âHow about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old timeâs sake?â
âOh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!â
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, Iâve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. Iâll just keep an eye on them so thereâs no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in⌠Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didnât know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, Iâve got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, âExcuse me, but that was something else. You mustâve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?â
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,âFifty years ago that wasnât an electric fence.â
Staying with the utter shite:
Wife: Does this dress make my arse look bigâŚ
Me: You promise not to get mad? No matter what I say?
Wife: YesâŚ
Me: I shagged your sisterâŚ
I concur
