The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


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#2044

…and accessories…


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#2048

I know, it’s a fucking ship for Christs’ sake!


#2049

RMS Carpathia?


#2050

:thinking:


#2051

I dunno, I’ve never been able to sit through it all, presumably it makes an appearance?

I’ll ask Ellie, she’s fucking obsessed with it (well, with Jack).


#2052

I thought it was the Californian?


#2053

Carpathia was first on the scene, got there about 2 hours after the sinking, and rescued all the survivors.

The Californian was very close, about 5 miles away, but didn’t respond to the distress calls:


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#2055

Another donkeys years old story, but still makes me smile.
Hope I’m as sharp in years to come!


#2056

No wonder @jim is so grumpy at the moment. Christ knows what trouble mince pies in October cause him…


#2057

The whole gun ownership argument is a polarising one. But this rings true.
And made me laugh. A lot.
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