The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[pmac]

[MGOwner]

[htm_1968]

[Jim]

[charliechan]

[B2T]

[MGOwner]

…and accessories…

[J_B]

[edd9000]

[MGOwner]

[BobC]

I know, it’s a fucking ship for Christs’ sake!

[Rob998]

RMS Carpathia?

[MGOwner]

@Rob998

RMS Carpathia

[Rob998]

I dunno, I’ve never been able to sit through it all, presumably it makes an appearance?

I’ll ask Ellie, she’s fucking obsessed with it (well, with Jack).

[2a3]

@Rob998

RMS Carpathia

I thought it was the Californian?

[Rob998]

Carpathia was first on the scene, got there about 2 hours after the sinking, and rescued all the survivors.

RMS Carpathia

The Californian was very close, about 5 miles away, but didn’t respond to the distress calls:

SS Californian | Sinking of Titanic

[MGOwner]

[2a3]

Another donkeys years old story, but still makes me smile.
Hope I’m as sharp in years to come!

[htm_1968]

No wonder @jim is so grumpy at the moment. Christ knows what trouble mince pies in October cause him…

[2a3]

The whole gun ownership argument is a polarising one. But this rings true.
And made me laugh. A lot.