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The old ones are the best.
Thing is though is that they would mostly appear not to be the best at all. It is a rubbish saying.
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Fair point.
That is definitely not the best which is why I posted it on this humour slurry pit. We have threads for things that are properly funny. The scrapings from ATOCâs legendary bucket are what ends up hereâŚ
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Went to restaurant last night the waitresses came over and said âGood evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?â
âYes pleaseâ I repliedâŚ
After a cough to clear her throat she wentâŚâTHIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWNâ
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I bought Lou one of these
She loves it
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This is topical, timely even (
):
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VB
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Thought about putting this in the Football thread but as it is about Villa the shit joke thread seemed the better place for it despite its obvious age and decrepitude.
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Iâll deal with you laterâŚ
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I had a bit of a moment tâother night. Got a bit introspective. Thoughtful. MaudlinââŚ
And thenâŚ
- I got to wondering what some sounds would taste like.
- What if mirrors are portals to another universe but you canât get there because your reflection blocks you? Maybe thatâs because it is bad over there? But itâs not great here⌠Maybe I am the reflection?
- What if birds arenât actually singing? What if theyâre screaming because theyâre afraid of heights?
- What if musical instruments really are alive, as we believe some musicians can make them? What if that sound is them screaming in pain when we âplayâ them?
- What if we learned from birth ot walk on our hands instead of our feet? And did everything with our feet and toes? Would cars have been designed the way they are? What would they look like?
Sadly, that really is the sort of stuff that goes through my mind far too oftenâŚ
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