The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


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#2379

Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I’d like to masturbate in the cup?

I said ‘I’m good but not ready for competition yet’


#2380

Old but still one of the best :+1::+1:


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#2383

Hmmm, where have I seen this before :thinking:


#2384

Punchline was a bit of a letdown after all that buildup :upside_down_face:


#2385

wrapped up as a birthday present with your name on?


#2386

That would be just cruel, to dangle a cheque in my face that is never going to get cashed :laughing:


#2387

Michaelflangeio :slightly_smiling_face: (Nicked that from the email this was sent to me in)


#2388

The man who invented autocorrect has passed away.

May he roast in piss.


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#2391

Amazing that the joke is actually older than the the Pont Neuf Bridge.


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#2394

Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other “How do I drive this thing?”


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#2397

That joke used to start like this: “A Chariot driver picks up a Vestal Virgin…”