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Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I’d like to masturbate in the cup?
I said ‘I’m good but not ready for competition yet’
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Old but still one of the best
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Hmmm, where have I seen this before
Punchline was a bit of a letdown after all that buildup
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wrapped up as a birthday present with your name on?
That would be just cruel, to dangle a cheque in my face that is never going to get cashed
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The man who invented autocorrect has passed away.
May he roast in piss.
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Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other “How do I drive this thing?”
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That joke used to start like this: “A Chariot driver picks up a Vestal Virgin…”
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