I thought it looked familiar 
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Well they do say that marijuana adversely affects short-term memory…
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Horse having a pint with a donkey …
Horse says “I’ve won the Derby, Oaks, St ledger,The Grand National and the Gold Cup”
The donkey says that’s nothing & shows him a picture of a zebra 
on his phone
Who’s that? says the horse
That’s me when I played for Juventus…
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We all know that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to have three square meals a day…
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Hi, have you got any books about turtles?
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Hardback?
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Yeah. And little heads.
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Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of people will not have realised that I replaced the beginning of this sentence with an instrument.
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What the scientists didn’t factor in is that 100% of the twats here are pedants.
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