I thought it looked familiar
The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts
Well they do say that marijuana adversely affects short-term memory…
Horse having a pint with a donkey …
Horse says “I’ve won the Derby, Oaks, St ledger,The Grand National and the Gold Cup”
The donkey says that’s nothing & shows him a picture of a zebra on his phone
Who’s that? says the horse
That’s me when I played for Juventus…
We all know that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to have three square meals a day…
Hi, have you got any books about turtles?
Yeah. And little heads.
Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of people will not have realised that I replaced the beginning of this sentence with an instrument.
What the scientists didn’t factor in is that 100% of the twats here are pedants.