The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


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I thought it looked familiar :joy:


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Well they do say that marijuana adversely affects short-term memory…


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Horse having a pint with a donkey …

Horse says “I’ve won the Derby, Oaks, St ledger,The Grand National and the Gold Cup”

The donkey says that’s nothing & shows him a picture of a zebra :zebra: on his phone

Who’s that? says the horse

That’s me when I played for Juventus…


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#2528

We all know that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you are supposed to have three square meals a day…


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#2530

Hi, have you got any books about turtles?

  • Hardback?

  • Yeah. And little heads.


#2531

Looks a lot like this:


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Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of people will not have realised that I replaced the beginning of this sentence with an instrument.


#2534

What the scientists didn’t factor in is that 100% of the twats here are pedants.


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