I heard a man at the beach yelling “Help, shark!”, but I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
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My wife accused me of being a transvestite, I was so outraged that I packed her things and left…
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I actually found that funny.
I was told that by a taxi driver in Dublin about 5 years ago.
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I went to a fancy dress party at the weekend dressed as an oven, and was surprised to see my mate there, also dressed as an oven.
I said to him “I though you were coming as a parrot?”
“No” he replied, “I said i was coming as a cooker, too”.
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Lesbians are all win
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The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic.
Medics say he needed a second coat.
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Was he called Matt?
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Kilroy-Silk
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I think they’ve glossed over the facts
They don’t have the palette for it.