Isn’t that the wrong way up for a hierarchy of needs?
It’s completely wrong. It should be, from bottom to top, tea - biscuit - nice sit down. But it still wouldn’t be funny.
There was a first world war saying, I think, that reckoned the British Tommy needed just fourth things to be content: a mug of tea and three spoonfuls of sugar.
VB
You have to understand that you start the morning at the top of the pyramid, and work your way down.
Like this.
What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One is an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
Mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “We don’t serve mushrooms.”
Mushroom says, “But I’m a fun guy.”
Bartender says, " I just told you we don’t serve fungi."
Mushroom says, “No, no, not ‘fungi’, ‘fun guy’. I made a pun.”
Bartender says, “Get the fuck out of my bar.”
and oldie, but a goodie