The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

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Not sure this Amazon packaging is as discrete as they claim…:unamused:

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One for Dr Who fans…

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Isn’t that the wrong way up for a hierarchy of needs?

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It’s completely wrong. It should be, from bottom to top, tea - biscuit - nice sit down. But it still wouldn’t be funny.

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There was a first world war saying, I think, that reckoned the British Tommy needed just fourth things to be content: a mug of tea and three spoonfuls of sugar.

VB

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You have to understand that you start the morning at the top of the pyramid, and work your way down.

Like this.

What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One is an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “We don’t serve mushrooms.”
Mushroom says, “But I’m a fun guy.”
Bartender says, " I just told you we don’t serve fungi."
Mushroom says, “No, no, not ‘fungi’, ‘fun guy’. I made a pun.”
Bartender says, “Get the fuck out of my bar.”

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and oldie, but a goodie