Looks like this one has escaped from the crypt again:
Ha fucking ha…
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Davi Bognor on FB
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*A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a nice restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
A waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.
She watched the woman slide all the way down and totally out of sight under the tablecloth, while the man continued to stare straight ahead.
Worried this behaviour might offend other diners, the waitress then went over and, tactfully whispered to the man: "Pardon me, but I think your wife just slid under the table.
The man calmly looked up and said: “No, she didn’t … she just walked in the restaurant”.
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We now have reposts of shit from this shit thread of shit jokes 
Did you click on it accidentally then Kev?
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Call in the carbon dating team again…
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Guanacotastrophe
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Not too far from the truth
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Haha.
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Irony of mum taking a two year old into a pub instead of a play center escapes mum who took two year old into a pub.
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interestingly, I’ve never seen Wetherspoons classified as a restaurant before…
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Of course 'Poons is a Reastaurant. Their a la cart service is famous for actually using a cart.
[Insert Blackadder Rat au Vin/Van joke here if you can be arsed]