Fat-Pun-Troller.
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Unfortunately, the other Jim has won this as the Fat Cunt Troller.
Instead of giving people “humourous” strap lines, I reckon the admins should change everyone’s usernames to Fat * Troller. It would mostly be true, with a few honourable exceptions, and would confuse the bejeezus out of everyone, which can only be a good thing.
Fat Pun Troller
Fat Bald Troller
Fat Troller
Fat Snarky Troller
etc.
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A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
‘Look, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’
'I have a better idea’ she replied ‘Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.’
‘Wow! That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied. ‘Get your own fucking blanket.’
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End.
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B…but have you seen the ground breaking feature on the latest iPhone? Dual SIM capability 
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Reminds me of a comment from an old mate who used to do a few chems when we told him he was getting paranoid.
“I’m not paranoid” he said “I know everyone isn’t out to get me that would be stupid. I know there is only one person after me, but you all know who it is and you won’t tell me”
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Brilliant!
I’ve said similar shit…