The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

charliechan · 29 March 2018 09:02

charliechan · 29 March 2018 12:15

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau

charliechan · 30 March 2018 11:00

Ciderpig · 31 March 2018 09:40

htm_1968 · 31 March 2018 09:50

htm_1968 · 31 March 2018 10:08

As our resident Greggs correspondent @A_Touch_of_Cloth would you care to comment? Obviously this sort of thing couldn’t happen with a well buttered HCB.

MGOwner · 31 March 2018 21:19

htm_1968 · 31 March 2018 21:21

Ah romance…who needs Paris in springtime when you can have a diamond on yer bell to impress your significant other?

hermit · 31 March 2018 23:23

She’s doing her best not to be a cunt. It’s a start.

spacehopper · 31 March 2018 23:39

Glad I’m an Allan

stu · 1 April 2018 15:50

My Nan swears by Lidl, she’s homeless and has Tourette’s!

AmDismal · 1 April 2018 20:16

2a3 · 1 April 2018 22:27

Older than the oldest thing anyone can claim to remember, but still brings s smile!

MGOwner · 2 April 2018 17:44

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 2 April 2018 19:47

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 2 April 2018 20:43

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 2 April 2018 23:11

MGOwner · 3 April 2018 16:10

MGOwner · 4 April 2018 15:39

Jim · 4 April 2018 15:52

Hedgehogs!

…share the hedge.