The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[loo]

from my 8 year old daughter earlier,
Daddy, I need a new bum,

Why?

This ones got a crack in it.

[MJ2]

She must have been reading the 1834 lame joke book.

[MGOwner]

[chelseadave]

https://goo.gl/images/MVTF9x

[htm_1968]

There you go Dave…

[chelseadave]

Thanks Olan. I have an Andriod and still can’t copy and paste pictures etc.

[MJ2]

Humanoid robots’ll do that to you, every fucking time.

[Valvebloke]

@MJ2

Humanoid robots’ll do that to you, every fucking time.

Humaniod.

Oh, hang on …

VB

[charliechan]

Easiest way is to save/download them to the device and then upload them directly here. Delete them off your device after if you don’t want them. Copying then pasting doesn’t work for me either.

[htm_1968]

[B2T]

Lopwell fayre?

[charliechan]

[htm_1968]

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but they always burn their hands because they change it before it’s cool.

[MGOwner]

[pmac]

[mickbald]

[MGOwner]

[Valvebloke]

homonym

VB

[MGOwner]

Fuck

[Valvebloke]

It wasn’t a bad effort. Grammar is the homonym, of course. Synonym is a malapropism. But it’s bloody difficult to create a witty riposte if you have to fit ‘malapropism’ into it.

VB