I’m having a tough time dealing with how shit that joke was. Pete probably should give himself a week in the naughty corner for inflicting further misery upon us.
Looking on the bright side, at least it wasn’t an @jim special delivery. Nobody needs that…
While suspended from Parliament for accepting a £100K holiday from the Sri Lankan Government, Ian Paisley decided to go for an (all-expenses paid) holiday in Egypt. On his first day he decided he would go for a swim down the Nile.
The locals warned him not to because of all the crocodiles. “Don’t worry”, explained Paisley, “I’ll be fine”, much to the local’s surprise. “How can you know you’ll be fine Mr Paisley?”, the locals asked. He turned round and showed them his t-shirt which said “I love the pope” on the back. “The crocodiles aren’t going to swallow that one” he explained (cuntishly).