You also need three arms to solder properly.
VB
No
But, but, but, until you put on the T-shirt you canât be sure 
Thatâll sort the Dead or Alive thing pronto 
Meh!
AA appropriate cat noise
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: âIâve blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3iâ rather than âIâve just buggered a 14 year old escortâ.
The police still havenât seen the funny side, my lap topâs been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.
7 year old joke!
Thatâs pretty recent for me
Not really suitable for work, most of them wouldnât know what an XR3i was 
my she cat swallowed a ball of wool, now she is having mittens
Dendochronology required to date that particular artefactâŚ
bloke in Liverpool pub told me that joke last nightâŚ
He was probably a visitor (from the early middle ages).
They have the bestest senzayuma in the world. Scientific fact. Must be true because of kendoddjimmytarbuckjohnbishop reasons. And because every Scouser youâll ever meet will tell you so.
Did he emerge from a blue telephone box?
Roscoe Head IIRC - not as interesting as the characters in the Coopers Town House just before we got a train