The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[quote=“ZiggyMarley, post:1574, topic:168”]just before we got a train travelling in First Class
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Fxt for accuracy :+1:

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wrong and innacurate actually, no first class on that Mersey Rail train…:fu:

Apologies. I should have realised my error as you hadn’t already proclaimed the fact.

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Thought that was the bit of the train where the graffiti was grammatically correct.

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Where the puke was Kristall based rather than Prosecco.

I never travel by train, unless they attach my personal carriage

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More like.

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This would have been funnier if the XR3i hadn’t beeen discontinued in 1994…

:nerd_face:

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And your reply would have been clever, had it not been for @Kevin pointing that out a day ago

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

(it was second hand)

The car AND the joke…

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No, he pointed out that the joke was old, not that it was factually incorrect.

Still made me chuckle, though!

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Surely better than talking about a 30-year-old stuck up Fiesta…

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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a frog sitting next to him.
“Are you a frog?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes.”
“What are you doing at the movies?”
The frog replied, “Well, I liked the book.”

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I was washing my car with my Son the other day when he asked:

“Dad, could you not just use a sponge?” :roll_eyes:

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Sausage is the wurst.

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that’s a banger

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That’s the the wurst joke ever.

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to be frank, I think you snagged a good one there

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