The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[Kevin]

COLREGS - International Regulations for Preventing Collisions at Sea - International Regulations for preventing
Collisions at Sea, 1972 - Rule 5 Look-out
Rule 5
Look-out
. Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper look-out by sight and hearing as well as by all available means appropriate in the prevailing circumstances and conditions so as to make a full appraisal of the situation and of the risk of collision.

[MGOwner]

Yawn

[MGOwner]

[chelseadave]

Yes Kev it’s called the Crows Nest.

[MrKettle]

I’ve just bought a fridge magnet. So far I have 15 fridges…

[charliechan]

[charliechan]

[2a3]

[charliechan]

[coco]

[charliechan]

Norwegian

[MrKettle]

@A_Touch_of_Cloth ?

[2a3]

[mickbald]

[MGOwner]

[spacehopper]

@vacdac

[murrayjohnson]

[htm_1968]

Funny, but not half as good as the Twitter account name. That is top class.

[2a3]

Police in Paris have revealed that 51Kg of cocaine has gone missing from their central headquarters.
The police chief said at a press conference, “We’ll do whatever it takes to catch the culprits, even if we have to stay up all night. And all tomorrow night. And then maybe hit a club or something.”

[stu]