Spherical
That’s a generational one. When you say ‘What is love …’ some of us reply ‘… anyway ?’.
VB
Not 50 quid a half-hour, then?
Adam Rowe wins the Edinburgh Fringe best joke award with this
. “Working at the jobcentre has to be a tense job, knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.”
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
I thought Musk was supposed to have the drug problem…
Autocorrect is a bastard. Just text my pal asking if he wanted to go for a wank down the river!
I meant the canal.
I need to re-home a dog.
It’s a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know.
I’ll jump over next door’s fence and get it for you
