The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

chelseadave · 29 August 2018 16:40

chelseadave · 29 August 2018 16:43

spacehopper · 29 August 2018 22:29

Behold !

I am The Steven Wilson - he of the Golden Ears and the Almighty God of Remixing

I shall smite the unholy and the craven (John) sound engineers from the time of capes, tapes and flutes with my stern face, rats tails and pointless noodling.

B2T · 29 August 2018 22:32

Seize the dace!

chelseadave · 30 August 2018 04:51

AmDismal · 30 August 2018 15:53

MGOwner · 30 August 2018 16:41

There appears to be much SR;MP and RH;PAC

edd9000 · 31 August 2018 18:42

2a3 · 2 September 2018 03:53

stu · 2 September 2018 20:16

Just found out that anal sex is illegal in Iceland.

I’m not sure about Aldi & Lidls, so be careful people.

MrKettle · 3 September 2018 20:56

stu · 4 September 2018 08:43

charliechan · 4 September 2018 12:07

charliechan · 4 September 2018 18:57

charliechan · 4 September 2018 19:36

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edd9000 · 4 September 2018 19:43

Adpully · 4 September 2018 19:56

Slightly older than. Wears the soap. Yes it does doesn’t it?

charliechan · 4 September 2018 20:07

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charliechan · 5 September 2018 10:24

stu · 5 September 2018 15:48

Just seen a very rude and obnoxious man in B&Q shouting at all the staff to get him some fucking planks for his garden

Twat needs decking