The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

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After shagging a girl I met in the pub, she rolled over and panted, “Wow, that was great. I can tell you’ve used that thing before.”

I said, “Nah, just twice.”

Shocked, she asked, “You’ve only had sex twice?”

I replied, “Sorry, I thought you were talking about the condom.”

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BBC Breaking News:

The inventor of the anagram has died…

May he “erect a penis”…

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This one is likely to wind up the punstapo and funstazi.

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Yabba-dabba-dead!

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This one is for @jim. Vive la pun resistance and all that sort of thing.

I have just got out of A&E with suspected appendixcitis…
They examined the contents of my stomach and said my hair was very glossary…

:persevere:

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Don’t complain, you should be watching the football anyway!

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Needs moar punnage, otherwise not bad. Clearly not suitable for this thread.

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