Don’t listen to him. He’s lion.
It is ironic that you can run your tumble drier off renewable electricity just as long as the sun’s shining and/or the wind’s blowing.
VB
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Yeah, he’s a real cheetah.
No bans yet, the mods must be feline generous.
A few of these posts will be clawed back soon
I suppose they have an Oce lot on their plates and don’t have a lot of time to remove the offending Lynx.
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If only I had an ounce of your cat pun skills…
ounce
3: large feline of upland central Asia having long thick whitish
fur [syn: snow leopard, ounce, Panthera uncia]Fuck off out of it with yer catastrophic puns. This is the shit joke thread.
Feck’s sake…
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate it’s tits a lot.
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I surrender. Please stop…
(Actually, that wasn’t bad)
Yes it was, it was a feckin’ cat astrophe.
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Modern ? Webern wrote this in 1913
VB
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FFS lad you’re slipping. Nary a pun in sight.