Gotta be a ban 
Nah, heās probably chuffed with that jokeā¦
Thatās the last one for tonight, Iām out of steam
Stoppitnow
Well, Iām chuffed.
Not liking Jimās pun then? Well, if you donāt give me a signal that your train of thought is shunting in the other direction, Iām not siding with you!
Toot! Toot!
Heheā¦I am the Fat Pun Controller 
Fat-Pun-Troller.
Unfortunately, the other Jim has won this as the Fat Cunt Troller.
Instead of giving people āhumourousā strap lines, I reckon the admins should change everyoneās usernames to Fat * Troller. It would mostly be true, with a few honourable exceptions, and would confuse the bejeezus out of everyone, which can only be a good thing.
Fat Pun Troller
Fat Bald Troller
Fat Troller
Fat Snarky Troller
etc.
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
āLook, Iām sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? Iām awfully cold.ā
'I have a better ideaā she replied āJust for tonight, letās pretend that weāre married.ā
āWow! Thatās a great idea!ā he exclaimed.
āGood,ā she replied. āGet your own fucking blanket.ā
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End.
