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B…but have you seen the ground breaking feature on the latest iPhone? Dual SIM capability 
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Reminds me of a comment from an old mate who used to do a few chems when we told him he was getting paranoid.
“I’m not paranoid” he said “I know everyone isn’t out to get me that would be stupid. I know there is only one person after me, but you all know who it is and you won’t tell me”
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Brilliant!
I’ve said similar shit…
Nurse: I’m sorry but we have to pronounce your father dead.
Son: Oh my God, I’ve been pronouncing it ‘Dad’ ever since I could speak.
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