HUMP DAY PRO TIP #483
Feeling a bit down today? Simply put a bumper sticker on your car saying “Honk if you think i’m sexy.”
Then sit, stationary, at a green traffic light until you feel better.
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Doesn’t work so well for those of us with computers rather than phones - we can read that without zooming in on it 
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VB
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Yep, I realised that as soon as I posted it 
Only the mobile users will geddit then
It’s pretty shit, either way, to be fair.
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Wot he said 
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Adequate for this thread then 
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Perfectly
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Does that mean your platter horrors are just in the mind?
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Meh…digital user valid opinion fail 
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If I had spent that much on a TT, I would want it to have 26 platters…
01 > 10 in digital platter terms 
Birthday today, received the box of 100 a-maize-ing CORNY Jokes from one of my kids. I’ve curated a few specially for this thread;
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
He was on a roll.
and
yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
Finally
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
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Happy birthday
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stolen
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