The secret diary of Elon Musk and other fuckery

No, just some awesome rigatoni with next level crispy garlic bread.

And Shiraz.

My good gear days are way behind me, which is a shame.

Any residual strangeness comes naturally.

Which is also a shame.

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Apologies for my use of the term ‘next level’.

Eurgh.

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I wonder if there is a US equivalent of Modern Slavery legislation?

It seems there is a US equivalent of Dominic Cummings.

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The crux of it being they both think they are way, way smarter than they actually are.

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And they expect you to work all the hours there are for next to nothing.

Musk probably has enough acolytes to pull it off though.

… important work … no pay … only qualifications:

  1. willingness to work for free
  2. delusions of adequacy

BRAVO! :clap: :clap: :clap:

It seems stupid, but it’s actually genius.

You see, it’s 2024, in America, so it doesn’t matter how disastrously it goes because:

  1. Trump & Musk only have to say it’s been a huge success.
  2. Anything that goes wrong will be due to woketransliberalimmigrants.
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Unlike the Cybertruck (again).
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-s-design-flaw-allows-snow-to-accumulate-and-block-the-headlights-230818.html

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Dominic Cummins with the real dollar and influence.

If only there was a part of the development process that used Prototypes in hot- and of course cold- conditions to look for solutions to problems like that! :sweat_smile:

Seemed stupid; was stupid. :-1:

How do you begin to write a post-truth report? "The snow/headlamp interface adhesion problem was easily dealt with by not driving at night, or even at all. Also moving to Senegal.

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“Lights unnecessary as the sun shines out of Elon’s rectum.”

Aye, right enough.

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https://www.thestreet.com/travel/which-airlines-have-left-twitter

“OTHER TRUCKS GET AROUND THIS PROBLEM BY NOT LOOKING LIKE A DUMPSTER.”

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