Trump is probably recruiting porn stars for jumpers right now.
Maybe sweaters - or non sweaters
That’d be the former prince nonce, non?
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Poshos having whispered racist conversation on the train. Kept looking over at me and I couldn’t figure out why.
Turns out it’s my “very, very, very left wing” hat 
London Rules, bitches. Even our hats are woke 
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Mods please change his title to ‘Woke-hat’
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I am tempted to wear my ‘Cunt’ hat next time I’m in the smoke to see how that goes down! Hardly anyone has spotted my Reduce Reuse Recycle Rethink t shirt:
Pah you need something that offends every fucker.
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There are some bright sparks in the criminal fraternity around Doncaster
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On topic in its way, I’m in India and my entire digestive tract has been evacuated in the last 12 hours. Nice. Was ready to just come home last night, but I’m slightly better now!
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Gandhi’s revenge - passive aggressive.
Despite Ozempic, &c, India is still the World’s finest weight-loss programme 
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TFW your wife feels comfortable explaining to barkeep that “he’s pretty deaf” so while he’s nodding and saying “yes, yes” he’s pretending like he understood what you said.
Every farts a gamble
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Been there, done that, all the sympathy.
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It really isn’t, every single one is a dead cert.
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