The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

The greasepaint. The lights. You feeling the itch again?

It can’t end well.

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It’s an addiction daaaahling.

Surprised there is so much negativity to Mr Baker… he has had some life by all accounts and I do find him funny on the radio.

Not fussed about the years with Chris Evans tho.

The stage is calling, “Twinkle. Twinkle”.

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You bunch o’ uncultured fucks.

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Forum strapline?

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A fellow slaughterman tries to better himself and immerse himself in local thespianism and ends up being ridiculed and dare I say… bullied.

There…I’ve said it.

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You got off lightly imo.

You’re quite right. I am very sorry for being disparaging. Sorry Twinkle.

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Does nobody else like Danny Baker?

Yes I like him on the radio

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Nobody with an opinion worth listening to. God why won’t he just shut the fuck up? :rage:

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Pasty legged fuck.

No offence.

But those legs cause some.

Just sayin’

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True, but still doesn’t alter the fact that:

a. Danny Baker is a talking shit biscuit
b. You’re a frustrated little luvvie pining aspiring to have pretensions

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I have to wear joggers when going out running for fear of blinding people with the white light from my legs.

You could x-ray them with a 40 watt bulb. :slight_smile:

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Looking good for the classical music AAAC then. I can see the “philistines” line from the bake off Walton coming out again…