Whatever, this is no way for Musk to be spending his time. Seems to have lost his mind and anything useful to do with it.
is usually the right answer. He is an utter lunatic. Has been great for an easy to fund long-short play for about two years though. 
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Not only does @chelseadave spam us here with shiny turntables I’m getting spam’d at home now
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If only they realised his dodgy taste in turntables…
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In English please, oh, and can I still make money doing whatever that is?
Not sure who changed my title, but how the fuck can I be a pun-dit when the Punstapo delete all of my puns! Silly cunts 
Besides, it’s nowhere near as funny as the last one 
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1. Borrow something and sell it. Use the funds to buy something else. Close out out short position at low price and long position at high price. Don’t fuck up and be sure you know what you are doing.
2. Dunno, depends on what you buy really and the prices you trade at.
No one said you are a successful one. 
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Lol, unlike the several hundred others, that’s actually funny. Funny ones don’t get deleted. Take note.
Champion The Pun-der Horse
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Are you suggesting Jim’s a Punt ?
VB
So, the most miserablestist cunts on here get to decide what’s funny or not funny? Oh, the fucking irony 
Now, that is funny! 
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where is Corporal Pundi-den-Cuntery?
Puns are the Mrs. Brown’s Boys of forum humour.
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Feck off!
Almost.
