…and psychopaths
…but also scientists, comedians etc… etc…
Trick is beating the correct shit out of them 
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I wonder if there is somewhere that’ll do a man bag
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That would look fab in pony skin 
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I’m a tad disappointed with today’s news that Prince Philip is retiring from active duty. After leeching off the British state for 70 years, the pampered cunt thinks he due a wee rest. He’s only 95 for fuck’s sake.
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He’s already taken a cockpunching for it, the lazy sponger.
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Well only three of those bands (1,3,4) apply to me and the answers are 100% accurate.
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My son was just on Blue Peter 
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Before you know it he’ll be appearing in Ikea ads.
VB
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Isn’t he a bit young for porn?
I once won a prize on Blue Peter - awarded for “effort”
I struggle to tell the difference between Blue Peter, Countryfile & the One Show nowadays.
I struggle to even consider watching Blue Peter, Countryfile & the One Show nowadays.
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I haven’t seen Blue Peter for years. I thought they’d given up with it now the One Show had stolen its format. I always use the One Show music as a reminder to put C4 news on.
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I quite like the One Show.
Yeah, but considering you like golf, that’s no recommendation 
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Pah