He could have had a muffin and a go in an Astra instead. What a fucknugget.
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Maybe one or the other, but BOTH?
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NVA ICE?
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I thought the driver of the Astra would probably share the muffin with him. It is only Ā£260K so there are obvious limits. Once round the block with the Astra in second would be the maximum thrill for that money. Heād have to sit in the middle on the back seat too.
Exciting times in Scotchlandā¦
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Does Stronzetto swim?
what about on the jubilee line? Back in 82 it was pretty quiet between Wembley and Stanmore late at nightā¦
They used to shoot pornos on the Met and Picc between Rayners Lane and Uxbridge. They werenāt too secretive either.
I recall her telling me the moquette chaffed her thighs and cheeksā¦
He does now. 
that explains why the armrests always felt sticky
Itāll certainly give him an excuse for some self abuse at the lakeside.
I wonder if sheād take a pop up boilie?
Is that a single or double entendre?
I had to google that. Angling as the final nail in the coffin of dullness that is this Friday afternoon. No doubt Twinkle will be along later to entertain us with tales of joy from the fairway.
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Gotta be better than bottom bait hasnāt it ?
VB
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Who she ?
VB
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Iām glad that I read that just before taking a mouthful of tea
We have reached the end times. Angling related innuendo FTW. Take me now Jesus. Bring down the yellow and end this tediumā¦
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