We need a rhetorical question thread.
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Not sure about the merits of this attempt by Newsthump…
A bit close to the bone but funny
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Not going to help his career resurgence
Not good but hardly a first for a footballer. He’ll just get a driver for the duration of the ban.
Jesus, what is a matter with these people?
Feckin’ idiot for driving under the influence
My thoughts exactly, he was driving a Black VW Beetle! Cheap fucker. He could afford an Astra on his money.
I’m amazed there was no mention of affectionate pensioners or casinos in the report. Something to be thankful for…
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No need for exaggeration
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I’ve obviously been to the wrong bit of Scotland
I heard Rooney was on his way back from a grab a granny party in Blackpool
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He was in the Bubble Room in Alderley Edge. Blackpool is too far for him, he rarely goes far from Prestbury where he lives.
Turns out when the band member of belle and sebastian was left in the car park it was a mate of mine who runs the first avenue club had to arrange his flight and pick him up from the airport
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You iz famus 
or the closest to it I’ll ever get.
TBF I did once get picked out of the audience at a panto by Brian Cant to tell a joke.
Brian who?
He’s the one in the top left
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Yeah, he looks like one
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