Poundland are increasing their sex toy range.
I was looking for a 3/4" flange nut yesterday - now I know where to go…
They don’t do Imperial
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I just started reading the unread posts in this thread and noticed I was looking at December 16. Spurious likes coming your way now.
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That would just be “Scale” then, or should that be “Wind” 
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You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter and cover it in cling film.
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This is ancient:
If you haven’t seen it, stick with it until the end. The final kerrrrsplat is tremendous.
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He’s dead (or is he???)
Work has now abandoned even pretending to do Scrum.
Instead we are (allegedly) doing Kanban.
The local interpretation of this (really quite well documented) methodology is “every man for himself, code like fuck”.
What could possibly go wrong?
Sounds like we work in the same place, except they have just removed the Dev Manager, resulting in some kind of Brownian Motion among the developers.
I foresee imminent mass migration…
This is usually only to be seen among the Quants. When Ito’s Lemma applies to the developers it is time to jump ship…
Pesky nerds
Fixt out of fairness to nerds worldwide without cellars.
She’s a bad, female Tommy Cooper impressionist
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FTFY