You must have enough meds there to put them under for long enough to change the clocks and whip the presents into place. Otherwise get an accomplice to take them downstairs under some pretext while you manoeuvre the presents to the feet of their beds while shouting “Quick, here he is, oh you missed him”.
It was a rectangular piece of wood. In fairness to them, it did have raised edges, so it fulfills one of the basic requirements of a plate. The tea that accompanied it was good, and my flat whites were great (no mince pies, so two coffees). I’ll forgive them the toast aberration and never order it again.
The company of my son after a good walk/scoot around the park is what makes it all worthwhile though.