Perhaps you should consult a horrorscope.
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This prompts the philosophical question - “So, when you sniff Jimmy Savile’s saddle, are you sniffing all the saddles he’s ever sniffed?”.
Upboated for Jeebus.
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Your country asks you to be proud of it shame it’s not proud of you.
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“It’ll just be a complete waste of your fucking time.”
Is this really meant in a literal way?
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Of course, it is from Viz, so it is literally true. 
It’s 2318. Olan gets on his hoverboard, glides over to his PC and posts jokes in the wrong thread.
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The same year that Mark stops stressing about the contents of ‘The shit that doesn’t merit its own thread’, aka the content dumpster. 
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Well you certainly know how to grind someone down 
Meh!
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Want a new way to exercise? Have urges for people with similar DNA? I give you
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computerised
I’ve had a dry January so far - mainly cos I’m still fucking hungover…
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A two day hangover is fairly impressive, especially in someone who had probably got a hobnailed liver, or is on their 13th harvested one.
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Fuck hangovers, stay pished all the fucking time 
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Gosh, that’s a big number.
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