You’ll be on the receiving end of some abuse in a minute ya toffee nosed yeller twat 
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I can think of a couple of complete aerosols on here that will probably 
that pish…
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Earl Grey is Beelzebub’s Bladderwater 
. Waste of a feckin’ aerosol.
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Hadn’t seen that for years. Great stuff…
Quite proud of my dad-joke effort today
My son asked me a question about sea eagles (featured on this months page of the RSPB calendar)
“It’s pronounced seagull”
“NO! SEA…EAGLE”
“It’s pronounced seagull!”
repeat a few more times until tears… 
Of course, from now on I will pronounce seagull as see-eegull
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Will read that tomorrow…
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^ 
This morning:
“Quick, look out the window… a see-eegull!”
“Where??!”
“There!”
(sigh)
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In the long run you will pay…
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Apparently AA is the Dark Playground
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Tagline etc
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I read it all to avoid writing a report which is already late
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Haha, wonderful.
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Are you in touch with your instant gratification monkey?
He kinda runs my life, tbf.
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