One has bolloxed the english language cos one has peaked a wee bit early on account of being home earlier than I should have been and taking advantage of it by having a drink or two with a mate and then returning home to cook dinner while drinking a few gasses of a discounted bottle of Waitrose’s Barolo (s’alright s’pose) while letting the Random Gods take care of the music and generally not giving a toss cos I’ve had a crap week at work and I have the house to myself. Fecking bliss until I fall asleep 
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And then this…not sure whether to be happy that there’s another couple of episodes or sad that there’ll be no more (other than Christmas specials, comic relief, etc…)
Behold, the holy easter egg of Antioch.
Falling church attendance? Pah! You want bums on seats, you need holy chocolate.
Shit, if you step up to holy kebabs, I’ll go back to church myself.
Maybe I missed my vocation.
Mollusca. Capital “M” at all times as it’s a phylum-level taxon.
I have no argument with that.
I’ve nothing left but to call you a cunt.
You understand how it is.
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At least you didn’t clam up.
Even I cannot argue with a blunt statement of fact 
Am I right to feel that I ought to know what a phylum-level taxon is, or am I cool to carry on regardless?
Yes.
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Fuck it, I’m gonna have to google.
OK, I googled.
After the first couple of words, I started thinking about other stuff.
It was something about animals and shit.
What the cunting fuck?
Such stamina.
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Thanks for that - cheered me up this morning:grinning:
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Great timing 
How do you spell carrot ?