Just opened the top of our water butt for the first time in weeks. Despite being refilled the other night, the very diluted dregs that were sat in the bottom 2 inches have taken on a life of their own.
The smell is knockout.
Things that will get you insta-deleted from my LinkedIn messaging, number 1
“Hi Gyro! I’m a talent engineer at …”
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Oh dear, and now one with “laser focus”.
I’ve got your laser focus right here, mate.
tell him you are looking for light scattering diffusion and arse bending disruption…
An early career highlight was getting the experiment that I was responsible for onto the front cover of Laser Focus
VB
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A real achievement.
I’ve only ever made the front cover of Knobhead Weekly, March 96…
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This week’s guest publication, from which…
No wonder the ex-Earl has a job, and a fight, on his hands.
The discovery method indicates that mixing mint tea with tobacco reproduces a Consulate experience.
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Today’s warning signs in job specs: “Pizza Fridays, Playstations, Nerf Guns, Drones …”
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!
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and the next lot have “breakfast on Monday’s” [sic] ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH
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Auto tool post changer is close to being done
AI systems are getting better at understanding language. But if I was looking for a way of challenging one then I’m struggling to think of anything better than asking “What does ‘auto tool post changer’ mean ?”.
VB
It changes tool posts automatically.
LDO.
We’ve got mods for that
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This one holds 8 different tools instead of us manually changing one at a time on a normal tool post
Surf’s up.
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I’m going to experiment with “Please, tell me a lie.”
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This could almost be in the CP thread.
Fuck those pinko commie Europeans and their social housing. The sooner we’re out of Europe the better where we can operate at full predatory capitalism. Where people are free to sleep on the streets and no one has to pay for anyone else’s anything. As we all know capitalism has done more to lift people out of the oppression of poverty than any other system.
Freedom and sovereignty must never be compromised!!
This says it all:
“People here are used to the communal spaces of the social housing estates and are very comfortable living next to someone from a different background,” Quinn says. “And because people are not crushed by their rents like in other major cities, they have a bit more time to be creative, to study, to get involved in community work.”
How dare people be happy on other peoples money. Fair makes my blood boil!!
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